var Quotation = new Array;
Quotation[0] = "My children, My wife, My family, My life.";
Quotation[1] = "Do Talk, Do Listen, Do Share; Do treat others as you wish to be treated; Do Say 'Please', 'Thank you' and 'Excuse me'; Do Not be afraid to say 'I love you', 'I am sorry', 'Can I help?' and 'Can you help?'; Do Not Lie, Do Not Shout, Do Not Lose your temper; Do Not Hit, Kick, Push or Pull; Do be Clean and Tidy; Do be Polite and Respectful; Do Not Break the rules.";
Quotation[2] = "Schools may have got rid of winners and losers, life has not.";
Quotation[3] = "Think for yourself; Lead, don't be lead; Be a shepard not a sheep; The sneers of your peers are not worth your tears.";
Quotation[4] = "You are not alone; Everyone feels no-one understands ... just talk; A problem shared, is a problem halved.";
Quotation[5] = "You are one of six million people, Less than ten people care what you think, Less than a thousand people know you are alive, Less than fifty people care you are alive; You are important to only a few, so do not alienate those who love you.";
Quotation[6] = "Inside everyone is a child wondering where the time went; Time goes so fast so use it wisely.";
Quotation[7] = "You are only as old as you feel ... and then you look in the mirror.";
Quotation[8] = "Your brain will deceive you, but your heart never will; Be true to yourself.";
Quotation[9] = "Life is not fair, get used to it.";
Quotation[10] = "Perfection is impossible, just try your hardest and do your best.";
Quotation[11] = "The minority spoil everything for the majority.";
Quotation[12] = "Do not expect to talk yourself out of situations your behaviour caused, just swallow your pride and apologise.";
Quotation[13] = "Team work makes the dream work.";
Quotation[14] = "Think outside the box, Think laterally not literally.";
Quotation[15] = "Innovation not immitation.";
Quotation[16] = "Aspire to inspire and inspire to aspire.";
Quotation[17] = "Believe and achieve; Belief is All.";
Quotation[18] = "Early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy, wealthy and wise.";
Quotation[19] = "It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and have it confirmed.";
Quotation[20] = "Those that can't Do, Teach.";
Quotation[21] = "Acknowledge your history but do not live in the past.";
Quotation[22] = "History teaches the mistakes of our past, learn the lessons and improve the future.";
Quotation[23] = "Remember; television and video games are not real.";
Quotation[24] = "All are suspicious when viewed with suspicion.";
Quotation[25] = "The harder I study and train, the easier things are and the luckier I become.";
Quotation[26] = "Don't tell me what you're gonna do, show me what you've done.";
Quotation[27] = "When it comes to girls he who hesitates ... masturbates.";
Quotation[28] = "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.";
Quotation[29] = "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.";
Quotation[30] = "The greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan.";
Quotation[31] = "It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.";
Quotation[32] = "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.";
Quotation[33] = "Go to work, Send your kids to school, Follow fashion, Act normal, Walk on the pavements, Watch TV, Save for your old age, Obey the law, Repeat after me: I am free.";
Quotation[34] = "Any fool with a d*ck can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children.";
Quotation[35] = "The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.";
Quotation[36] = "Knowing is not understanding?.";
Quotation[37] = "If you're happy with the destination, don't complain about the journey.";
Quotation[38] = "He who fails to plan, plans to fail.";

var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Quotation.length-1));